drive-by fruiting

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What’s in a name?

In response to the office fridge police, someone stuck this on our work fridge.. . Advertisements

August 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

Just say no

Gratuity? Thank you, but no. Seize the day? Uh, I don’t think so. Race 6, horse 7 at Randwick? Not on your life, buddy! Drive-by fruitings… they’re everywhere! (For any … Continue reading

May 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Drive-by nuding

Hey honey, I’ve found our new address! Great views (depending on the neighbours) and we’ll save a fortune on clothes! May need to iron the ol’ birthday suit… 

May 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

Done with mirrors

DISCLAIMER: This drive-by fruiting contains various fruit, none of which was harmed in the writing of this post, and none of the three-in-a-row-winning kind. It’s all done with mirrors, I … Continue reading

May 4, 2013 · 1 Comment

And the ‘unsubscribe’ button shall set you free!

With one click of the mouse (well, turned out it was a lot more than one) I’m free! In my quest to simplify, de-clutter and de-consumerise my life, tonight I … Continue reading

May 1, 2013 · 2 Comments

It’s a beautiful life. (A reminder.)

A juicy drive-by fruiting I wrote many years ago. A reminder that it is, indeed, a beautiful life. Smiling Heart singing Thinking of the people in my life How they … Continue reading

April 27, 2013 · 1 Comment

Mermaids and moonshine

  After wowing me with her impression of her favourite TV character, the following fruity conversation with my daughter ensued: Me: “I think you’re going to be an actress when … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 3 Comments